FDNY Tales - The Toilet Seat

One day the chief working the day tour bought me to into the bathroom and pointed to the toilet. "Seymour", he said, "look how bad the toilet seat looks. Why don't you paint it". I said: "Ok Chief", and proceeded to look for supplies.

The only paint I found was some lamp black, used to paint stoves. When done I put a "WET PAINT" sign by the toilet.

The chief went home after the night tour chief had reported for duty. A while later one of the firemen tells me that the night tour chief wanted to see me upstairs.

I go into the office and see a strange site. The chief, with pants around his ankles, is rubbing his rear with cotton soaked with kerosene. Apparently the wet paint, was still wet, when he sat down.

He turn around and says: "look at this". I said: "chief, you may have a beautiful ass, but you shouldn't have had it framed"

I left his office rather quickly. (Seymour Schenker).

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Thanks, Ira Hoffman

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